Virgin: Hey God, what’s up?
Are you ready for heaven?
Virgin: Yeah, what’s up?
You didn’t pray enough today.
Virgin: Ok, give me a couple minutes. I’ll find a nice place.
(Virgin prays 10 minutes)
Wonderful, you’re ready.
Martyr: What about me?
Good question. That was very holy. You are trembling before my face, unlike that lovely innocent one.
Martyr: Holy Father, I am nothing. Let me enter heaven and be with thy Son to glory in the your luminous face emanating love.
I’m proud of you son. But you haven’t done enough.
Martyr: I already prayed the whole night standing and helped the Virgin in intercession as he prayed. I’ve spent 10 years seated in humility interceding for all creation.
Good, but you must do more. Your humility and sincerity are noted among archangels.
Martyr: Of course Father. I will give my for you, the revelation of the truth, and your name.
Good.
(Virgin was given 20 times higher place in heaven than martyr, still a saint, but interceding evermore for the Virgin)
Such is the gift of virginity, Said the Son of God.