There once was a man who was seeking a holy wife, and to acquire her began to enlarge his body. After many days and weeks and months of gruesome eating and exercise, he became the man he knew women would approve.
However, the holy woman, abashed began to say - why do so now? I desire a small man. She claimed.
So she requested the man’s friend place certain substances in his food to bring him to his former size.
Upon seeing him lose weight, she was pleased, however when the time came to meet his holy wife, she began to prefer a larger man.
The poor man never got the women he so desired.
Never choose a weakness over a strength, women are unholy beings. They are incapable of chastity without a convent or a large man, for they cannot acquire it by nature, being the counterpart to the man and not the spiritual center of relationships, receiving only through men.