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Antranig was getting ready to go to the party, he combed his hair, took a long extravagant shower, even cologne he placed upon his arms. He clothed himself in fine clothing, and even played classical music followed by his favorite heart pumping song towards the end. He even prayed for peace. 

On his way out, in the peace of Jesus Christ, asking his wife, Hripsime, are you ready, my love? 

She crawled out of the room and placed last nights sweaty dress over her, and said. I’m ready, anxiously. 

But, my love, said Antranig, in such calm and joy, you need to clean yourself and get ready. 

I have my pills with me, it’ll get ready for me and make me clean. 

Antranig calmly looked at the sky, with a sigh, and said, doctors really have a way with words! Maybe you can replace me with those too.